Fuzzy Reciprocity

January 17, 2013 2:26 pm

"I keep looking at these posting hoping that someone would notice me, or want to connect. But, it hasn’t happened yet. I wish everyone here find their missed connections. We all deserve to be happy."

January 16, 2013 11:47 am

"Hey, we’re staying in the same airbnb…dunno if you’re even into guys, but I’m definitely into you :P"

October 6, 2012 12:03 pm

"So you’ve been making a lot of noise, and it’s really annoying, especially when its like 11pm and it sounds like you’re moving furniture all over your fucking apartment for no reason. But, I just saw you loading groceries out of your red Jetta (you bought a shit ton of toilet paper and coke) and you’re pretty hot. Dating would be weird since we’re neighbors, but if you want to hang out and watch movies in bed or hit each other up when we’re drunk and horny, that’d be cool."

September 4, 2012 10:41 pm

You were a dude from Oakland-via-Chicago blasting Kels [R. Kelly] in a car shaped like a dustbuster. I was the Kels fan who rolled up next to your dustbuster on Friday night. You called me “a man of the Kels” and it was the greatest compliment I’ve ever received.

Just want to let you know that you made my burn [Burning Man]. YOU are the world’s greatest.

August 7, 2012 1:18 pm

"Did anyone turning left on Treat this morning from North Main, about 8:30 happen to get the license plate of the silver audi that sideswiped me (gray scion)-he sped past me up the left turn lane, but hit my back end trying to squeeze into the lane. What a jackass….."

July 19, 2012 10:39 am

"I was in the store where you work. You asked what I had in the box. I replied a snake, and we talked about snakes for a while. If you, by a million to one chance happen to see this, hit me up."

July 17, 2012 9:30 am

"You were following me through Greenwich Park today. Hopefully it wasn’t to slit my throat or something. Tell me what was on the front and back of your shirt, and maybe we can meet up in a less creepy way."

July 13, 2012 3:38 pm

"Dear Sexy Motorcycle God, You are super fine. I suspect that you have the perfect balance of masculine strength and sweet sensitivity. I used to see you around all the time. You have a cute dog and I think you once told me your name starts with an M…? I saw you again yesterday and lost myself dreaming of being wrapped around you, holding on tight as we speed through space and time heading for the moon and stars. You are my secret, special fantasy MmmmmmmmmmmmmmotorcycleMan. Thank you for yesterday…."

2:07 pm

"You were the charming, brown-eyed Starbucks barista on Van Ness and California. It was a long line, so maybe you don’t remember me. I was after the lady who asked for a grande skinny 6-pump soy mocha with cream, and before the no frills venti whole milk red eye chai mocha frappe. I had a coffee."

12:14 am

"In-N-Out around 2 PM on Wednesday. R U interested in getting together? When responding, please state where we each were sitting. Thx"